I, Vesper Hess (V. H. Hess), am but a wandering soul once lost out in the Vapor Sea, just southeast of the United Union. I'm a graphic designer that gives artistic life to apparel based on images within my dreams and beyond. Music, e-books and even an anime series are planned depending on my success.
Being kind to the planet is at the core of my values. I wish to extend this to everything made on V. H. Hess.
Planting trees and offsetting carbon emissions for orders (like the other guys) is easy, but how about REALLY going above and beyond?
In addition to always-free shipping, every order comes with Supercharged Planet Perks, to ensure each purchase goes towards Earth-friendly incentives!
Yes. Customers may get 0% interest installment plans, split up into 4 biweekly payments for orders over $35.
Just choose Zip (formerly QuadPay) on checkout to enjoy your aesthetic purchases right now, and pay over a span of six weeks.
Yes. The Select REMIX and Holiday Hijinks collections — Limited Edition tees and sweatshirts collections — contain only 50 of each product before they are sold out forever. If you see the size you want, that means stock is still available in that size, so get the size you want before it's gone! Below are the quantity of each size per product:
IT'S FREE! Any product quantity. Any cart total. Always.
Just make sure the mailman can get to you without harm!
The following countries, territories and APO can order and receive V. H. Hess products:
ALASKA & US TERRITORIES*
Northern Mariana Islands
US APO ADDRESSES*
Armed Forces Americas
Armed Forces Pacific
Armed Forces Europe
*Please allow 30+ days for delivery per how packages are handled in these locations.
You can expect your order to arrive on average from 7 to 13 business days.
This includes an average production time of 2-3 business days to hand make your products, plus delivery time of 4-10 business days to ship to you, depending on your location around the world!
Use the TRACK ORDER page to track your orders. Tracking information may take a few business days to appear in the system.
It may take up to a few business days to see tracking status updates since the product needs to be received at a sorting facility to be shipped out.
You can track your order using the TRACK ORDER page once the product starts shipping out after the above production time.
You can exchange a product within 14 days after the delivery date, for store credit, in the amount of the product listing price, whether it's to get a different product, order the correct product size you desire or if you are otherwise not satisfied.
Before requesting a return, please take note of the following:
RETURN COST - You'll be responsible for return shipping costs and taxes, a 10% restocking fee of what you are returning and any lost or damaged packages being sent back.
TRACKING NUMBER - To protect your return, ensure you get a tracking number and mention it before sending in the product.
UNWORN/UNUSED - I will accept unworn or otherwise unused products that show no sign of damage. One return per order.
STORE CREDIT - I will issue the store credit or code in the amount of the product listing price for you after I receive your return shipment. Treat any gift card or discount you receive like cash!
DONATING YOUR RETURNS - I won't re-ship returned merchandise to you. Most returned apparel will just be used for photo shoots then given away or donated to local Pennsylvania charities around here.
Confirming this information, simply use the address below, only after I've confirmed your concern. Send a text to 888-827-7928 (888-VAPRWAV) or email me here if you need some assistance!
V. H. Hess
66 W. Louther Street
Carlisle, PA 17013